Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Coffee, a Chicken Sandwich and a Vibrator.

One of the added benefits of living in a democracy? Free stuff!

If you voted...

Starbucks will give you a free coffee.
Ben and Jerry's with give you a free scoop of ice cream.
Chik-fil-A will give you a free chicken sandwich.
Babeland will give you a free vibrator.

Ain't that America?

(STARBUCKS HAS HAD SOME CRAPPY LUCK LATELY) UPDATE:

Yeah, turns out, it's illegal:
Businesses like Starbucks, Ben and Jerry’s, Krispy Kreme and even Zoo Atlanta had offered freebies or half-priced items to those sporting “I voted” stickers. But after learning such rewards were deemed illegal, many expanded their election-day largesse to anyone who walked in the door.
Two things:
1. Who says "largesse" anymore?
2. Does this apply to the vibrators?

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