Pre-Japan, I couldn't understand his appeal when he was the "Can you hear me now?" guy so, imagine my dismay when I came back to America 4 years later and found HE'S STILL WORKING!!
He's not even talking anymore! What's that all about?? Did I miss something? How does one get paid to appear in commercials to do nothing but STAND there? (And why am I not that person?) Did he save a busload of nuns and puppies in previous life or something??
At least the Dell Dude talked.
(Speaking of the Dell Dude, I'm thankful he guest starred in an episode of Law & Order last year. Things were getting pretty grim.)