Oh my God, they found me. I don't know how, but they found me.
I'm a stupid, stupid man.
It seems my cover is blown. It never occurred to me that, once my email address was in Facebook - even if I was giving no other information whatsoever - the people who knew my email address would be able to see that I now have an account.
Not seconds after my last post, I got a friend request.
Luckily, it was from someone I'm actually interested in reestablishing contact with. But, still. Weird.
Not sure if I'm ready for this!
Uh-oh, I just got another request.
Oh man, this is like a horror film!
How are these people finding me??
Guess I'll be spending the rest of the evening setting up a profile.
Blast you for making me social, Facebook! Blast you to heck for sucking me in, you South American balloon, you!